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graduation speech: hi i'd like to thank the Beatles


This sends shivers down my spines specially when he tries to reach the high notes 

(via intheskywithpaul)


me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via guy)

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via jeffhymans)


[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

(via vodkakilledtheteens)

me as a parent

(Source: automatically, via tardispants)